Showing posts with label Language. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Language. Show all posts

Friday, November 21, 2008

and so winter begins..

I was speaking with Amy today and she was driving through NJ and it was snowing!?! I guess this is the beginning of winter... Hopefully it won't be very long this year.. I very much hate winter as you probably all know..

Looking forward to spring and picnic season.. In one of my previous blogs I posted a video of the First of May by Jonathan Coulton, I wonder if he knows about these awesome Picnic Supplies? If you have not heard that song you should check it out..

Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to link my own blog? I really need to put tags on my blog so I can find things quicker, maybe I can work with Jessie to do that tomorrow during the day...

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First of May lyrics:
I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I'm sick and tired of winter And I wish that it was spring And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast Began to sing

And he sang Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever? Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information I cried a little when he flew away I watched an episode of The People's Court And I tried to plan my day I called up my old lady She wasn't home so I called my girl I asked her if she'd like to join me as I Entertain the world

And I said Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun We met all kinds of people and we We fucked everyone We fucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei Everyone who needed fucking well they They got fucked today

So come on Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

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My leg is feeling a bit better today although I am concerned that it can move inside the cast. I am going to see my doctor on Monday so he can check on the cast, he may need to change it if it's not tight enough..

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Watched HellBoy II last night and it was much better than the first one. If you liked the first one you will love the second, if you thought the first one was eh or ok you will like the second one.

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Speaking of sounds that have turned into words... "meh" is being added to the dictionary! The ironic thing about meh being added to the dictionary is it comes up mis-spelled... :D

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

King of Iron Chef, in-deed!

Hiroyuki Sakai won the Iron Chef tournament and was named King of Iron Chefs. I was very upset when that happened because he beat my favorite Iron Chef Chen Kenichi, now I think I know why... Both Chen-san and Sakai-san are masters of their cuisine, I would say Chen's food is the best Chinese food I've ever had and Sakai's food is the best French food I've ever had. I think the difference is that French food has more depth to the flavors then Chinese food.

In Japanese you would put "-san" on the family name to show a sign of respect. One thing I find interesting is that Chen Kenichi is the only Iron Chef to use the Japanese writing of his name. Japanese (and Chinese) names are always listed last name first so on the paperwork here it is Sakai Hiroyuki but in American it is reversed with first name first. Chen Kenichi is listed that way everywhere...

Anyway, back to the point.. I got to La Rochelle wearing my Mets jacket and the head waiter say it and asked if I was from NY. When I said yes he told me that Sakai's son just graduated from Cornell University and was expected back tonight. He then told me to come with him into the bar for a minute before going into the dinning area, once in the bar he told me he was going to get Sakai so he could come talk to me. :D

The bar area was beautiful, the restaurant is on the 32nd floor of an office building and the view of the city was amazing. The bar was red and had glowing lights shining on it making it look almost neon. Behind the bar they had a glass bar with the bottles on it, that bar had blue neon lights under it. Ordered a glass of wine and they brought me some olives and pastry puffs while they went to get Sakai from the kitchen! He came out with an interpreter but we didn't use him, Sakai speaks English but I guess the interpreter was there in case people couldn't understand his accent. We talked for a few minutes about NY and why I was in Japan, I mentioned how I travel for work and that I was going to Australia in Feb. He and Chen are going to Australia to hold a cooking seminar soon, that would be awesome to go to but it's sooner than Feb. After we talked I got my picture with him, he really is an awesome person and is as friendly as he appears to be.

So, onto the dinning area. The dinning floor manager (Vahid Pishkar) is from Iran and has lived in Tokyo for 20 years, as part of his job at La Rochelle he went to Paris for one year and had to learn basic French. He also speaks fluent Japanese, Iranian and English although he didn't know the English for that blue stuff that grows in Blue Cheese, I told him mold and showed how to spell it..

He came and chatted with me between the first few courses, we talked about George Bush, Barak Obama, 9/11, my job, my travels, his travels, our communal dinners, the Mets, American Baseball, Japanese ballplayers and other various topics.. After a few courses he told me that Sakai's son had just arrived and would like to come to talk to me.. Sakai Shingo graduated from Cornell University in the summer and was planning to stay in America and open a restaurant there but his dad asked him to come home so like any Japanese person would do he came home. We talked about NYC, Upstate NY and cold snowy winters. Apparently it does snow in Japan but nothing like in Upstate NY, he had many days where he ended up sleeping in the library because he didn't want to walk back to his dorm.

So, now in between each course I had either Shingo or Vahid coming over and chatting with me. It was awesome, everyone there was amazing. Shingo actually gave me a few pointers on how to cook foie gras and told me that I really should get ahold of some burdock for cooking for one of our communal dinners, he even told me how to cook it so it is not too tough. Speaking of foie gras, we know it's liver but what I didn't know is there are two kinds. The most common and easier to cook is duck liver, the better but much harder to cook is wild goose. Here is the bad thing about it.. There are "farms" that grow ducks for foie gras, those "farms" lock the duck in a very small cage ala Veal and feed it nothing but corn, ducks can't digest corn correctly so it causes the liver to grow to unusual size and they end up dying of liver failure. The liver that it produces is a tough foie gras which means you can over cook it with no fear of screwing it up. Wild goose as the name suggests are not caged animals, they are fed corn but not enough to cause liver failure which means that when the animals are killed the liver is still healthy. The healthy liver is very hard to cook, the trick is to only pan fry each side for a very short amount of time and then put it in the oven covered with some kind of sauce (he recommends something sweet like black truffle sauce) so that the liver almost steams from the sauce. Again, you have to only cook it for a very short amount of time or else it will get overcooked and be very chewy.

What else did I learn tonight? Japanese written language is a bastardization of Chinese and Latin. There are three different Japanese written character sets. The oldest is Kanji which was based on ancient Chinese. Kanji can't be pronounced, they are symbols to project meaning and based on the placement and arrangement they mean something different. You can't just take a Kanji symbol and translate it to a word or words, you need to translate the whole sentence in order to gain it's meaning. The second written character set is Katakana which was also based on Chinese. Katakana came into being when new things were introduced into the Japanese culture such as tomatoes, forks and spoons. The Katakana is usually a one symbol for one word association, for example there is a katakana symbol that literally means tomato. The third and final is Romaji, Romaji a bastardization of latin letters and is pronounceable. They have letters for sounds so Shinjuku would be three romaji letters, one for shin one for ju and one for ku. With the advent of phones and text messages Japanese people are going away from all three of these methods and instead using western spelling of their words which is why in the last 5 years alot of signs have been changing over to english letters. Six years ago Japan was very much the Japan from Lost in Translation with no understandable signs. Because cell phones cant text Kanji, Katakana or Romaji they needed to put road signs and such in a written character set that people could text.

The concern amongst traditionalists is that Kanji, Katakana and Romaji are all going to be a thing of the past in another 10 years or so and that everything in Japanese will be written out with English characters. Iron Chef Michiba is one of these people which is why everything in his restaurant is written only in Kanji, he apparently won't even use Katakana or Romji because he feels they are the first step in Japan losing it's culture.

Anyway, enough lessons.. Back to dinner.. How good is Sakai's food? When Iron Chef Masahiko Kobe got married they had their wedding and reception at La Rochelle.

Without further ado I bring to you a course by course description. :) The names in " " are the way they are listed on the menu.

Course 1 - "Fruit tomale inside crab with 3 kinds of fresh clams" This dish had a shrimp sitting atop of a tomato, inside the tomato was crab and a sauce made of three different types of clams. The sauce on the outside was a clam/pesto which was amazing!

Course 2 - "Foiegras saute with truffle sauce" Do I really need to say anything about this? Holy shit was it good! It was a large piece of wild goose foie gras over a crispy potato with white asparagus and black truffle sauce!

Course 3 - "Organic vegetable salad with consomme jelle" This was a salad of very fresh vegetables, it included zucchini, corn, asparagus and a few others, it was all wrapped in a cucumber and was on top of a honey sauce. Very nice fresh course to balance out the richness of the foie gras.

Course 4 - "Hokkaido Ezo abalone with hard clam sauce gratin" OK, I'm over my abalone hating officially! There are three different types of abalone, there is Japanese, Australian and American. The Japanese is soft yet firm, it has a little bit of a "crunch" when you bite it but not much of one. The Australian one has no "crunch" and is the softest of them. The American one tends to be "crunchier" and a little harder. There is no definitive answer as to which one is the best, Sakai will only use the Japanese one. Morimoto disagrees and prefers to use the American one because he likes the crunch.. Huh, learn something new every day.. Or in this case lots of things. Oh, my opinion of this? Amazing, the gratin was to die for, I ended up putting the rest of it on my bread! The abalone;s texture was like eating squid, but had more taste than squid does.

Course 5 - "soup" This was a soup made of burdock and some bullion. It was very good and supposedly helps alot with digestion. It tasted alot like Hikama, very earthy.

Course 6 - "Fresh fish from south of Japan" This was a langosteen wrapped in sole cooked in an lobster and crab sauce. It came with a few veggies. This was probably the most disappointing dish, it was great but not as good as the others. I think the lobster and crab sauce reminded me to much of a lobster bisque and that didn't fit right with langosteen and sole.

Course 7 - This was not listed on the menu. After your meal and before dessert they brought a cheese cart by, anything you got off this cart was extra. I got some Sheep Milk Blue Cheese, some beer soaked cheese and some hard cheddar. The cheddar was very good as you would expect, the beer soaked cheese was amazing but the blue cheese stole the show. The blue cheese was so fresh that if you cut a piece and left it on a plate for a few hours the mold would be grown onto the plate! Vahid recommended I eat some with honey and black pepper and holy crap it was so good, I would have never thought of cheese with honey and black pepper but trust me it's worth trying.

Course 8 - "Grand dessert" This was a caramelized peach in a peach and honey sauce with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Yummm..

Course 9 - "cafe" They brought out the coffee with a small plate, the plate had two pieces of home made chocolate, two pieces of sugar candy and one piece of marshmallow. The chocolate was still warm and gooey inside so when they say they made it fresh they meant they JUST made it fresh!

Shall we play the guessing game? I will tell you this one was more than yesterday's meal, but since nobody guessed at that one you don't really have a frame of reference do you.. Come on, I want some guesses.. :)

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Two other things I wanted to share.. One - There was an opera singer in the lobby of my job today during lunch.. She was good, I listened to one song. Two - I went into a Head Shop on the way to La Rochelle today, everything in there was in English. It was like walking into a normal American Head Shop.

Crap it's late.. I am going to get dressed for bed and then start resizing pics. I might not get them up tonight. If not I will get them first thing in the morning..

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tonights dinner is a 驚き

My hotel gets NHK Satellite 1 which is the Tiger's satellite channel and NTV which is the National Giants channel.. NHK Satellite 1 is airing the entire Lions/Fighters game tonight, I guess because it's the final game of the series they are airing it. NTV is of course airing the Giants game from 7pm till 9:30pm with an allowance of an extra 30 minutes if needed! So, I've decided to hang out at the hotel and see how baseball is aired here. Before the games started I went to a quickie mart type store and got "dinner". Like the title said it's a 驚き tonight! A few items that are not a 驚き is Pocky and Octopus jerky. On top of those items I got some Triangle of rice and 驚き wrapped in Nori and a package of three smaller 驚き triangles wrapped in Nori and a package of what appears to be dried spiced meat. I was inspired by Alex Skolnick's blog about buying these rice balls wrapped in Nori, I got a big blue one and the smaller ones are orange, brown and green.. I will keep this blog going until I eat them and I will post what I think they are as I eat them.. Gotta love a good 驚き..

What some of you may find more impressive is that I completed the transaction at the counter in Japanese! How did I learn enough Japanese to buy stuff at a store? Just like any other kid does, from watching Anime... :D btw - don't expect me to speak Japanese when I get home, like any language I pretend not to know any thing.. :P

The Giants game just started, as the broadcast started they did a replay of the 3 runs that had already scored, the game is in the 4th at the beginning of the broadcast and the Dragons are winning 2-1.. The Lions game is in the 3rd and the they are beating the Fighters 5-0. I will be switching back and forth between the two.. I really hope the Giants sweep the Dragons so that I will be at the clinching game on Friday...

OK.. On to the food... 驚き 1 = White Tuna with mayo!! I win on that one! Can my luck hold out? Let's see... 驚き 2 = Hot peppers with sesame seed!! I win again! 驚き 3 = rice soaked in soy sauce.. A little disappointing that there was nothing inside, but it was still tasty.. 驚き 4 = plain rice with some fish spice? Again, not bad, but disappointing...

Giants just tied it 2-2 with a monster home run.. I don't really like the Dragons' uniforms, the Giants uniform looks exactly like the SF Giants. I do like the Lions (will try to get a better of picture of that but the Lions website is overloaded with traffic right now) and the Fighters uniforms but my favorite Japanese uniform is the Marines home uniform, I would like a Bobby Valentine jersey but it's $300!! I am going to see if they have a t-shirt version at the baseball hall of fame on Friday.

Giants just screwed up bad, an error, a double play ball that for some reason the third baseman held for too long so that the man on 2nd was safe, the throw to 1st was also too late and the ended up with men on 1st and 2nd with 1 out. Next batter singled, bases loaded, next batter walks!! 3-2 Dragons, bases loaded.. Had they turned that double play they would have been out of the inning with no damage, as I was typing this the pitcher was changed and the next pitcher threw one pitch before the batter grounded into a proper double play to end the inning... Going to bottom of the 5th Dragons winning 3-2.

I'm pretty full after eating those rice triangles. I will save the octopus jerky and the spiced meat for a bit later as a snack while I watch the game. I will post another blog (maybe tomorrow) with the verdict on the octopus and the meat as well as the final scores of these two games..

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For lunch today I had a Sushi platter which came with 10 pieces of Nigri Sushi and 1 Maki Roll.

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When I got back to the hotel before I went to get food I went upstairs to the executive club. They have reclining massage chairs overlooking the city. I sat in the chair with a glass of wine and was reminded of Boston Legal.. I started thinking that I missed having my Denny Crane sitting next to me.. Then I started thinking who is my Denny Crane? Yes, I consider myself Alan Shore.. So I guess my Denny would be AJ? He is the only staunch Republican I'm friends with, does my Denny Crane have to be a Republican? I don't really think so.. Sitting there with a wine in my hand on a reclined massage chair looking over the skyline made me really want to be able to teleport someone in the other chair so we could chat about the weeks events while sipping our wine and looking over a beautiful city skyline. I tried to take a picture but I don't think it came out..

Go Go Go Go Lions Gooo Gooo

It's late at night and I probably should be in bed so I apologize in advance for any random tangents this may go on.. I am going to try to keep it somewhat in order if only for you the reader.. :)

First of all may I just say that the Shinjuku train station is fucking huge! I went in to get the Shinjuku-Seibu line and after walking around for a while I had to ask someone, apparently the Shinjuku train station is in two parts. The Keio Lines (main subway lines) and the JR Lines (trains to locations outside Tokyo) are all in the main building, there is another building that houses the secondary Subways (the commuter rails). The Shinjuku-Seibu line is apparently in the secondary building because it's a commuter line not a main train and not a subway.. Anyway, it's a good thing Japanese people speak English to me.

That's a gift I seem to have, so many people tell me that Japanese people don't speak English, but every time I talk to them they speak to me.. Trick to talking to Japanese people, be humble and be very patient with them trying to speak. If they think you're in a hurry or will cut them off/correct them they will not talk to you. It's easier to say you don't speak English than to sound stupid doing it. Remember that Japanese people take pride in everything they do, if they don't feel 100% sure of their English they will not speak to you if they think you might look down on them in any way!

Something I didn't realize about Japanese people - everyone know that when you take or hand a business card to Japanese person you use both hands and present it to them as a gift and I'm sure you know that when you take a business card from a Japanese person you always take it with both hands and read it before putting it away. When I say put it away I don't mean stuff it in your pocket I mean put it in something so they know you consider it as important as they do! Anyway, where was I.. Right.. So apparently this custom also hold true for credit cards, receipts and train/baseball tickets. Even on a lesser note on merchandise. I bought a stuffed animal of Sam and the lady at the counter handed the stuffed animal to me to look at and then handed me the bag for me to put it in.

Ok, so now where was I.. Back at Shinjuku, right.. So, I asked someone and they sent me to the secondary building. Bought my ticket to the Seibu Dome station and headed onto the first train. To get to the Seibu Dome you have to take the Seibu-Shinjuku line into Seibu then you have to take the Nishi-Tokorozawa line one stop before finally taking the Seibu-Sayama Line down to the Seibu Dome. Don't worry if you can't read Japanese the signs change every few seconds so you can read it in English letters and Japanese letters and all the maps have both letters too.

Got to the stadium just after 5pm and got my ticket! Section 53 Row 20 Seat 5 if you care. The way the stadium is designed is it's all one level, they have a walkway halfway between the field and the concession stands, I was in row 20 of the upper half of the stadium. I don't think that stadium would have a bad seat. The stadium holds about 36,000 people and it was sold out, ironically a bunch of people on the 3rd base side must have purchased tickets and not showed up, there was a few whole sections empty..

They had a visitor seating area at the stadium which was the left field bleachers, the fans over there were trying real hard to make enough noise to drown out the Lions fans. It almost worked in the top of the 1st when the Lions pitcher walked the first two batters he faced. It was not looking good.. The manager came out and talked to the pitcher and he didn't allow another man to reach base until the 5th inning! The Fighters pitcher however got beat up! I don't know why in Earth they let this guy pitch for as long as they did, he allowed 7 runs on 10 hits in 3 innings (4 in the 1st, 1 in the 2nd and 2 in the 3rd)!

By the way, the Fighters suck in general.. I don't know how they managed to get in the playoffs let alone to the 2nd round! They didn't have one batter hitting .300, most of their lineup was batting between .215 and .250, I think they had one guy hitting .280! Ok, average isn't everything they must hit some massive home runs right? Wrong! Their cleanup hitter had 8 home runs for the entire season! To put that in perspective the Lions cleanup hitter had 46! Matter of fact, the Lions only had one guy in their lineup who hit less than 8 home runs! I guess they did it on pitching, but not on the guy who pitched tonight, he stunk..

By the way, I want you to think real hard about the term "Domed Stadium". When I think of a stadium with a dome I think of Houston, Montreal, Milwaukee and Seattle which all have domes that cover the roof, you know what else they have? Walls! Silly me thought I didn't need a jacket because I was going to a stadium with a dome, what I didn't realize was that the dome was supported above the stadium with beams. The effect of a cover over the stadium was wind, and lots of it. I was ok till about the 6th inning when I started to have to blow on my hands..

I bitch about the dome/cover but it really was not that bad, had I been aware I would have brought my coat and I would have been fine, it's still better than building a state of the art ballpark in NYC without even a cover to protect against rain.

So.. Food.. The concession stands were all at the top of the stadium and they served a WIDE range of food, they had hot dogs, burgers, sushi, noodle soup, KFC, Baskin Robbins, Dippin' Dots, chocolate covered marsh mellows, Japanese boxed meals, corn dogs, popcorn, green tea (hot and cold), various types of beer and various mystery items. Some of the mystery items were desserts and some were dinners. I got a boxed meal which had slices of cooked eel, bacon and beef over rice with mushrooms and sliced up dicon. I also had chocolate covered marsh mellows, yumm! Oh and a Suntory beer because after all "It's Suntory time"..

So as I said the Lions scored 7 runs in the first three innings and the Fighters had not scored any before the 5th. I got to see plenty of people waving flags, every time the Lions scored a run everyone would wave these blue flags, it was pretty neat. The crowd in general never stopped, they were chanting and singing and banging sticks the whole game, I would image it being very intimidating for the visiting team.. I don't know if they are that active at every game or if it was because it was the Climax Series, I would guess the latter.

All the names on the scoreboard were in Japanese, but the positions were in English. It was odd because you would see Japanese character with 2B or something next to it. When the Lions hit home runs the scoreboard actually said "Home Run", when the struck someone out it would say "Strikeout". Ok, those are baseball terms so I can understand the English there but when they were in a big rally the scoreboard said "Great" and "Awesome" and "Nice Rally". Very strange to see the English words mixed with Japanese.

I got a program for the Climax Series because I felt I had to, it's all in Japanese but it has nice pictures.. :) I'm going to go back and read this now and see if I missed anything.. OK, three things I missed.. Sam is the name of the Lion mascot, the toilets had seat warmers and the stadium seats in general are real nice. The seat I was in had a removable pad so they could be washed and was wider than most American ballpark seats which I find ironic because most Japanese people would have no problem sitting in American seats. The seats behind home plate were recliners! How much would you pay to sit in a recliner at the stadium during the playoffs? How about $100? That's how much those seats are.. My seat was $20! My post season tickets at Shea were $150 for the playoffs and $300 for the World Series and those are not field level seats! Tickets on top of the Green Monster at Fenway are $1500 per seat for the playoffs!

On the walk back I passed a 15 story Karaoke place!

OK, I'm done now.. I really need to get some sleep.. I'll sleep when I'm dead, right?

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I uploaded new pictures to the Japanese picture page so go check them out..

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon

I am laughing my ass off right now at these translation websites.. I was going to type up a blog and then have it translated to Japanese and post it. So, I typed it up and had Google Translate put it into Japanese. I figured I would test the translator so I pasted the Japanese back into the Translator and put it back in English.. What I found was pretty funny.. Here is the original English:

I am so upset with japanese baseball. If you think american baseball's deal with stubhub is annoying you should try to buy japanese baseball playoff tickets. The seibu lions made a deal with an online ticket agency, the deal apparently prevents the lions from selling any tickets by phone. You are allowed to buy them from the physical ticket office but you have to be there in person. No problem right, buying tickets online is better than by phone anyway? Well, not when you need to type your name in japanese characters and the word Linkens has no translation. I have emailed the head of japanese education and asked him to buy me a ticket.

In other japanese baseball news, this is the first year that japanese baseball is following the american baseball playoff rules that the games are played in the home team's stadium. Why does that matter? The Giants are tied with the Tigers with four games left to play. If the Giants come in second place the Tigers get home field advantage and the game on Friday will be in Tiger's stadium not the Tokyo Dome.

Go Go Giants!


Here is Google's Japanese Translation:
私は日本の野球に動揺しています。もしStubHubを処理することで米国野球の日本野球プレーオフのチケットを買って試してみてください迷惑だと思う。は、西武ライオンズのオンラインチケット代理店と契約し、今回の買収は明らかに電話でのチケット販売から、ライオンを防ぎます。あなたは物理的に切符売り場から購入を許可されていますが、そこの人にする必要があります。右に問題はない、オンラインチケット購入電話でとにかくよりはましですか?うーん、日本語の文字を入力したときに自分の名前とその単語の翻訳がないLinkensする必要があります。私は日本語教育の頭をメールで送信し、メインのチケットを購入するよう求めた。

他の日本のプロ野球ニュースでは、これは日本の野球はアメリカ野球のプレーオフのルールは、ゲームは、ホームチームのスタジアムで再生されます以下の通りです、最初の1年間です。なぜ重要なのか?ジャイアンツはタイガースに左に4つのゲームをプレイすると結び付いている。
2位で来る場合は、ジャイアンツタイガースとの試合は19日、 Tigerのスタジアムで、東京ドームではないがホームフィールドアドバンテージを得る。

ゴーゴージャイアンツ!

Here is that translation back into English using Google:
I'm upset about Japanese baseball. If the United States with StubHub to handle baseball and Japanese baseball playoff tickets, please try to buy I think it's junk. , The Seibu Lions to deal with online ticket agency, said the deal from the sale of tickets by phone, to prevent a lion. Physically you purchased from the ticket office is allowed, there must be people. The problem is not right, online ticket purchase is better than just on the phone? Well, when you enter Japanese characters in their own name and not a translation of the word must be Linkens. Japanese education I emailed the head of the main sought to buy tickets.

Other news in Japanese professional baseball, the Japanese American baseball's rules of baseball playoff games, the home team will play in the stadium are as follows, is the first year. Why important? The Giants left the Tigers play four games and are tied. If you come in second place, a game the Giants 19, Tigers, Tiger Stadium in the Tokyo Dome is not a get HOMUFIRUDOADOBANTEJI.

Go-Go Giants!

Just to be fair I typed the same thing into Systran and Babel Fish. Systran and Babel Fish are apparently now the same thing as Jessie told me last night, and indeed they both produced the same results. I am not going to paste the Japanese but here is the English translation of their Japanese Translation:
As for me therefore there is confusion of the Japanese baseball. America baseball' If you think; The transaction of s of stubhub should try the fact that ticket of play off of the annoyance Japanese baseball is bought, is. The lion of seibu which can transact with the online ticket agency prevents the fact that ticket is sold the lion with respect to transaction appearance with the telephone. As for buying those from the physical ticket booth in direct 々 which is permitted it is there, it becomes. In any case isn't problem the right better the online with the ticket telephone of purchase? When you who that are not being necessary to type, it reaches to your name of the Japanese quality and word Linkens there is no translation. I sent E-mail to the head of the Japanese education, in order ticket to buy me in him, asked. With news of other Japanese baseball, as for this game house team' So being done it is the next thing first year when the Japanese baseball controls the play off of the American baseball; The hippodrome of s. Why the problem? Giants is tied with [tora] which has 4 games which remain in order to play. Giants the 2nd place as for [tora] which enters advantage of house field profit, as for the Friday game Tiger' It is; Tokyo dome which is not the hippodrome of s. Energetic Giants!

Ugh! Makes you wonder how much of old masterpieces are "lost in translation". I guess it's true when Chancellor Gorkon said "You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon".


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Last night's dinner was a great success, maybe even better than last week.. The addition of Lynz, Anja and Kevin were very nice. I had heard a few things from Sara about Kevin and I'm glad I finally got to meet him last night, he is really cool and I hope he continues to come each week. The food was great all around and the kids all had a blast.


Here is a pic from last night of me, Lynz and Anja.



---Comic of the Day
http://xkcd.com/484/

---Thought of the Day
"This is what you shall do: Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning god, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men, go freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the young and with the mothers of families, read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life, re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body" -Walt Whitman