Bag of Weed

I have been meaning to write a blog for a few days now and have not had the time to dedicate to it.. This is not that blog... That blog will hopefully be written tomorrow while at work or maybe later tonight depending on plans...

Anyway, this blog is all about Family Guy and the song Bag of Weed!

If you have not seen Family Guy from last night you missed a great episode in which Brian gets arrested for having a bag of weed on him. The go to the park and Brian and Stewie sing a song about pot.. Here it is:

http://pleasedontstare.wordpress.com/2009/04/19/family-guy-bag-of-weed/

Lyrics -
Stewie: Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: Here you go, you’re all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag of weed,To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: Have a go, Brian!
Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.”
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.”
Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.
All: HEY!‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we’re all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
(break)
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You’re a happy guy but you can’t proceed
Because everything is better with A Bag…Of…Weed!
Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!

Zack and Miri Make a Porno - A+

Zack and Miri Make a Porno kicks ass.. If you have not seen it I would recommend it, Kevin Smith has proven once again to be the king of the "dick and fart" jokes! I was laughing so hard at one point I thought I was going to piss myself.. This movie finally gave Jason Mewes an opportunity to show the world his penis, yes that's right - full frontally nude Jason Mewes! If that's not enough reason to see this movie I don't know what else to say.. Oh, and "remember I'm down here guys, watch the pull out"!!!!

Speaking of things that kick ass.. I was watching a Family Guy from a few weeks ago and I saw this scene! Background for this is.. They are in the past (Nazi Germany) via a time machine that Stewie made. When they tried to get back into the present they found out the didn't have any uranium so they went to Berlin to get uranium.



I'm pretty tired tonight.. Plan for the rest of the night is catching up on some Boston Legal and Daily Show.